Half Full Cup of Heart & Gut

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

(Source: theone8888, via madasrabbits06)

hannahorvath:

Maude Apatow dances with Lena Dunham and guest stars on the fourth season of Girls, joining Gillian Jacobs, Zachary Quinto, Jason Ritter and Natasha Lyonne.

We all rejoice.

Now I’m 26, not in a relationship, not married, and without a child. I’m becoming a wreck over it. Welcome back, Alcoholism.

Who knew it could get worse. Happy fucking birthday, indeed.

Everyone’s being such a fucking dick lately. I want to stab everyone in the fucking face.

I’m scheduled tomorrow. I think I might go to my mom’s house.