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This Is A Real Travel Poster of the Day: North Dakota: Our women will have sex with you.
(Alt: They don’t call us “the Roughrider State” for nothing.)
[thanks colehooey!]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxr0jgUlnl1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
This Is A Real Travel Poster of the Day: North Dakota: Our women will have sex with you.
(Alt: They don’t call us “the Roughrider State” for nothing.)
[thanks colehooey!]
Im a confident liar
Have my head in the oven so you know where i’ll be
I try to be more romantic
i wanna believe in everything you believe
i was less than amazing
i do not know what all the troubles are for
i fall asleep in your branches
you’re the only thing i ever want anymore
“I didn’t mean for that text I sent you the other night to make you feel awkward. While I realize it probably wasn’t the right way or time to say that, I don’t feel like I’m asking for much because I’ve really forced myself to be forward and honest with you when all I really want to do is not say a word and act like everything’s ok. You don’t owe me anything, so I understand if you just want to completely act oblivious to the slew of estrogen filled paragraphs I keep sending you. This is just mostly for me, because now I know I did what I could and I can leave it alone. I’m sorry for any stress or sadness that was caused from what happened and anything I did to make it worse. (like this text for example) “
Texts from last Tonight.
Everything I learned, I learned from reality… T.V.
Is it bad that I got the idea to grow up from watching Teen Mom 2 last night? I mean if those dumb cunts can buy all of their own shit, why am I waiting on a handout? True, They’re making bank, but I’ve been in way worse situations than I am now and done way more financially. Literally the only thing linking me financially to my Mom is that car, and I think it’ll make me feel a little better to scrap/sell it and use the money as a down payment on something else. Why didn’t I think of this before?
Probably because I’m lazy, and comfortable being such. Oh well, here’s to being all on my own.
(Source: xibie, via toocooltobehipster)
(Source: jumpingzebras, via magggielizer)
I feel like my soul has been ripped right out of me. Everything’s over and i’m just existing from here on out.
Beyonce has given birth
lil wayne is scar omfg
Rick Ross is Pumbaa
officially the most important document on tumblr.
W.W.B.D.
(via sarahchristina)
(Source: bonesofmyown)
